“Love scenes with women are much easier. Kissing a man just feels awful. Kissing a woman is much more fun.” - Olivia Colman, with her Golden Globe for The Favourite (January 6, 2019)
in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
In honor of Mob season 2, I am finally showing the world my attempts at animation from 2017!
hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,
yes he tried to lick my toes
why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅
some of you never had to ask your parents to be allowed to use the computer and it shows
some of you never did chores all day to persuade your mom to let you watch your favorite TV programme and its obvious
some of u never had a time limit set on how long u could play video games for and i can tell
When will “geek” straight men understand that their love of swords is NOT the same as my love of swords… Thrice now I’ve met a boy, figured he was a nice enough fellow, casually mentioned swords only for him to be like “ok sure you ‘like swords’ well I have sixteen katanas hung in my basement and they’re all genuine bdbsbdhdhdbdhdhdhfbfbf” and then they try to date me n I’m like………
You want swords because you’re obsessed with both real and fictional wars, you think they make you intimidating, you have some weird fantasy about being a samurai or something.
*I* on the other hand want swords for two simple reasons
1. Protect lady
2. Lady with sword hot
3. (Bonus) duel lady but in romantic way
here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside
This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”
HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED
zxu:
some of y’all have never and it shows
some of you need to learn when it’s appropriate to call someone out & when it’s appropriate to talk to someone privately on the matter. call out posts are for genuinely dangerous people that should be stayed away from, not for petty drama that can be settled over DMs.
fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that
I needed this